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"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?' "

"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."

"When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!' "

"I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name. ' "

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."

"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."

"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

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CATEGORY: HEALTH — 28.JAN.2015

Life Matters

Anit-Inflammatory Properties of Glycine — Because most of us don't cook bones and cartilage into soup as previous generations did, we're missing essential nutrients, glycine among them. Dr. Joel Brind talks explains why the amino acid glycine is essential to regulating your body's inflammation. He recommends glycine supplementation, and talks about a study that suggests this can also be helpful for those facing type II diabetes.

GP comment: Pretty interesting. I've had some success with one specific form of magnesium that include glycine. Now I know why.

Original Show Pub Date: 14.Apr.2014

CATEGORY: FOOD, HEALTH — 24.JAN.2015

Susun Weed


GP comment: I was actually surprised there weren't more cautions against coffee consumption here. But I love coffee, so YEAY! I do have to wonder, though, how much of the protective effect is merely counterbalancing other bad habits. Nonetheless, since we are indeed creatures of (bad) habit, carry on with the slurping! Weed does add that while the coffee itself is good, the other things some of us put in it are . not so much.

Original Show Pub Date: Aug.2013

CATEGORY: HEALTH — 21.JAN.2015

One Radio Network


GP comment: She's good, but for me, too much time was spent on "fat bacteria." I'm an ectomoprh!

Original Show Pub Date: 13.Jan.2015

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